Gerard Way and Kanye West are BFF's in High School AU - "Gays deserve equal rights too! They are like people, just like you and me, Jon Walker. True facts! I met this one gay, let's call him Ferard, and he's all 'I'm not gay, I just like Nora Roberts' and it's not cool that he has to lie about himself cause he thinks we won't love him. Everyone should love Ferard, Jon Walker. He's dope. You're dope too, for a middle schooler at a bus stop."
SPN/Bandom crossover - Weird shit's going down, even for Jersey. Dad's working the hunter angle and Dean, well, he's hoping he can get some clue's by befriending the freaky kid at school, Gerard.
Red Suede Shoes Sequel - They were this close, but then MTV just had to play I'm Not OK right in the middle of the adoption paperwork. If they weren't such stupid homophobic bastards, Frank and Jamia probably wouldn't have had to steal their baby. Probably.
B-Sides - Ian Crawford, petsitter extraordinaire
Me: Uh, why?
Mom: Well, your aunts and uncles and cousins all know you write for the newspaper! They want to read all about your articles.
Me: 0.0 I write for the college newpapers. Small articles that make no sense out of context.
Mom: Well, you know, someone will translate but everyone wants to hear you.
Me: Why don't you show them picture of my art instead. Or something.
Mom: I did. They want to see your writing. Take some of your short stories.
Me: ...my gay and lesbian short stories?
Mom: Aren't you working on something right now?
Me: Yeah, the trans cheerleader story. Oh my god, can we tell them I'm a business major?
Mom: Your Uncle even has a guitar for you to borrow.
Me: I've been covering on the bass for less than a month. I don't know what the hell to do with six strings.
Mom: Oh. It's not the same? Well, it's okay. Your aunt has a piano for you.
Me: -slightly hysterical- Well, what don't they have?
Mom: A husband for you. Give them time, they all expect Marcie to go to the altar before you.
DO NOT WATCHING WHILE EATING, DRINKING, OR ATTEMPTING TO MAINTAIN DIGNITY.
If Joss Whedon taught me anything, it's DON'T
I'm not even the regular bass player. I'm our pianist. WTF.
AMAZING or AMAZING
This is my favorite incest ever.
Sadly, Travie won't let Gerard go and Pete refuses to stop being creepy. I am not kidding. Two tiny snippets.
Flashback:
( A flashback with Gee and Disashi )
Kanye interatcting with bb!JonWalker:( cuteness? y/n/m? )
Seriously, it's not at any of the usual places. Little help here? I'd rather buy it, but if anyone has a good copy lying around, I would say no to that either. In fact, I'd say thank you with wild abandon.
But it's okay cause I strive to be
the very air of authenticity.
Like a nose jobs jive,
ya dig?
Square out that jaw boy
The only way out of squallor
is to change to very color of your collar
Secret life of a hepcat
you know?
Rigged you up when you fell with the first snow
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 7
Today, we are talking about the mechanics of sex.
Like, Jepha the grease monkey?
4 (57.1%)
Like, TBS and their autoshop AU? 2 (28.6%)
Like somewhere in the world Brian Schector is crying and he knows it's our fault? 4 (57.1%)
Oh. Yes, that's all I'm saying. I do not feel witty today 3 (42.9%)
Don't take away the magic! 1 (14.3%)
When you read slash do you...
...picture a generic bottle (Target brand lube! Like Choxie, made to color coordinate with your sheets!) 2 (28.6%)
insert lube if none is mentioned! 4 (57.1%)
know it's KY, for His and Her sensation. Depending on the character, you even know a flavor 4 (57.1%)
pretend it's Astro Glide. Can't go wrong wwith that, AND you know Pete mentally slides in his socks across a hardwood surface when he thinks about the name. 3 (42.9%)
prefer Eros lubricant. That way it's like sex endorsed by the gods! 2 (28.6%)
imagine it's id, in a half empty bottle looking as if it's seen better days (and hotter nights). 2 (28.6%)
always imagine a full bottle 0 (0.0%)
always imagine a 50/50 status of air to fluid inside 2 (28.6%)
picture it nearly empty 0 (0.0%)
like to wonder what would happen if it was an unopened bottle and Patrick has serious trouble removing the plastic wrap. 5 (71.4%)
You just KNOW it'probe lubricant. "hey, hey Carden. I'm going to prooooobe you" 2 (28.6%)
imagine an alien self lubricating ass? 2 (28.6%)
Who has a lube preference?
Who masturbates to a band member's MILF's?
Pete ("Dude, your Mom looks just like you Patrick. Hot." 7 (100.0%)
Joe "Hi Mrs. Wentz." :D 3 (42.9%)
Patrick *_* "Hurley, I see why Pete's not allowed to meet your mom. Ever." 2 (28.6%)
Andy "I find Joe's Mom's mind very attractive. Plus, that is a fantastic rack. FC gives it a 10" 3 (42.9%)
Where did your favorite bandom guy first hear about gay sex and what made him go, Hm. I could be down for a round of that.
Bizarre lube story
Pete, in a fit of desperation, once used strawberry flavored lubricant to add flavor to berry pie and served it at Thanksgiving. 4 (57.1%)
Jon used sex lube to lubricate a squeeky hinge 3 (42.9%)
Brendon mixed it up with a flavored syrup bottle and used it in a sandwich. 4 (57.1%)
Bert prefers it to cologne when on tour 4 (57.1%)
Travis bought an economy size bottle once and is too embarassed to use it while having gay sex. He just keeps refilling the small one. 4 (57.1%)
Spencer, in a moment of seething hatred, once filled all of Patrick's hats with lubricant. Seething. 5 (71.4%)
Ryan sat on one during an interview. it totally exploded but he couldn't do anything. 3 (42.9%)
The Cab babies only use disposable packets after that one time they all used the same bottle on different dudes and got that uncomfortable feeling like they'd just orgied with each other. 4 (57.1%)
William added pina colada flavored lube to jellow shots because he couldn't find yellow jello in the shore. Cobra to this day does not know the truth 5 (71.4%)
There was this one time Cobra had to lubricate Nate's entire body to save a bus full of oversexed teens but that's not really bizarre for them, is it? 5 (71.4%)
If you could have a bandom poll about anything it would be...?
( This Doesn't Happen to Neil Gaiman )
Then, and I swear, This WILL BE FINISHED BEFORE 2010 is the SPN/Bandom stele3 plot bunny I started working on. I have like, nothing but a voracious outline and this going so far:
( Gerard fic, Take Two! )
And then this, which was NEVER GOING TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY, EVER is sort of one of those "mastobatory" fics where you write it just for yourself? IDK, I had this...let's call it a dream, that lasted a week, that was somewhere between the Silent Hill series and the Buffy mental asylum episode and I wrote Mikey Way going through the same mental confusion where he's not sure if his life as a rockstar or his life as a college student is the one he's hallucinating.
( Mikey is not feeling well, he is confused )
SO, IN HONOR OF MY ARG, ASK ME ANY QUESTION ABOUT ANYTHING I'VE W
( This is going to bite me in the ass, but hey, everyone needs to spill their guts out to the internet eventually, right? )
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9
Are you ready?
Oh I'm ready 3 (37.5%)
Roodily Toodily 1 (12.5%)
Ready enough 1 (12.5%)
Ned Flander's speech was not an acceptable option. Bad Nev Longbottom! Bad! 3 (37.5%)
Who likes a little BDSM in the evening? The dabblers, my friends, the dabblers!
Okay, who is down for a committed D/s relationship?
Okay, the girls, man, the girls!
Jamia doesn't top Frank so much as wrestles werewolf style until he (mostly) stops wriggling when she bites his neck. 5 (55.6%)
Maja has the best wrist control for whips and floggers since Walker Texas Ranger 4 (44.4%)
Ashlee and Pete....switch. Pete may like being thrown around about, but Ashlee likes rope burns every now and then but they also do a fair amount of snuggling. Cuddle sex couple FTW! 4 (44.4%)
What girls, it's still four Man-Brides for Bryar. 5 (55.6%)
Marie and Joe tend to get distracted when they try anything really kinky by the smell of hemp and end up smoking out/having snuggle time. 2 (22.2%)
Beyonce will Dom up if she wants to because she is one classy lady and Jay-Z loves her for it(Kanye wants you know she whips so hard she can almost break his mac book air!1!!!!11!) 5 (55.6%)
Cassie like the scene more than Ryan does and is always pushing Jon and Ryan to try out new toys on her. 1 (11.1%)
Haley like being told what to do but really isn't comfortable with the odder pain kinks 1 (11.1%)
Christine isn't a fan but she knows Bill needs it sometimes so he has her full understanding, support, and permission for when his needs come out 3 (33.3%)
Andy will try everything eleven times to be ABSOLUTELY SURE if he likes it or not (....guys, those hips, okay? Andy belonds in the Girl section for sure as far as fuckcity is concerned) 7 (77.8%)
Vicky-T is hands down the Dom that makes other Dom's squeek and get nervous. She doesn't have a toy chest so much as a toy room (not to be confused for her play room or her dungeon.) 6 (66.7%)
Lyn-Z just like being in control sometimes. She's not kinky except where she has a HUGE Gerard kink. 2 (22.2%)
Alicia has Mikey collared almost 24/7 on breaks. I haven't seen someone top something that hard since the U.S. came up with Manifest Destiny. 8 (88.9%)
Good bye, I'll miss you the next poll! How much will you miss me? This much?
Mean: 8.44 Median: 9 Std. Dev 0.83
| 1 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 2 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 3 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 4 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 5 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 6 | 0 (0.0%) |
| 7 | 2 (22.2%) |
| 8 | 1 (11.1%) |
| 9 | 6 (66.7%) |
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